Poor Sébastien.
He is not related to former cyclist Bernard Hinault.
Posts tagged cycling
(Source: tragedyseries, via iaminlikewithmybike)
The muscles usage of a cyclist and which muscles fire through the pedal stroke.
(Source: amichaelcody, via taeblog)
The FedEx tracking says my new wheels weigh 122 lbs. I’m sending them back if they do.
Building the Perfect Athlete
Three cyclist go out for an early spring training ride. They’re hammering along when suddenly they hit a spot of black ice and fly off a cliff. When the first cyclist opens his eyes, and angel is standing before him.
“Who do you wish to be?” asks the angel.
“Huh?” says the cyclist.
“Look, you rode well and lived well. When you get to heaven you can choose to transform yourself into any rider who ever lived.”
Just then a racer in wool shorts and short-sleeved jersey whooshes by on a Celeste bike. “Hey!” says the cyclist,
“That’s —”
“One of your friends,” says the angel, “He chose to be Fausto Coppi. So who do you wish to be?”
At that moment The Cannibal rips by them. “Aww man,” says the cyclist. “My other friend already took Eddy, didn’t he?”
“Oh, no,” says the angel “Your other friend lived. That’s just God. He wishes he was Eddy Merckx.”
my life this winter…
- Arabic flashcards
- training book for cycling
Key ingredients for a cycling movie:
- Vintage footage interlaced with current footage
- Intense crashes with French announcers yelling “terrible!”
- Will it have a release in the states? Yes? Then you need either a Lance Armstrong angle or an interview
- Pain face montage
- Dramatic music
Spartacus confirms his move to Luxembourg Cycling Project / Team Leopard. So fucking stoked. They are set up, stacked up, ready for Classics and Grand Tours.
