_uacct = "UA-4213525-1"; urchinTracker(); Devote in travel, learning, gambling, racing bicycles and beautiful music. Originally from Cleveland, OH via Chicago, Florida, London, Washington DC and now Columbus, OH. me.favorites.blah harassment: blake@paris87.net Message via tumblr Tumblr (3.0; @paris87)http://paris87.net/http://paris87.net/post/23837102525http://paris87.net/post/23837102525Sat, 26 May 2012 22:40:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nou1ikYS1qzn2wro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Go Fire!</p>http://paris87.net/post/23830464167http://paris87.net/post/23830464167Sat, 26 May 2012 20:46:49 -0400<span id="video_player_23781430034">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_23781430034",'http://paris87.net/video_file/23781430034/tumblr_m4m73hMUH51qzn2wr',400,711,'orientation=portrait\x26amp;portrait=true\x26amp;w={400}\x26amp;poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m4m73hMUH51qzn2wr_r1_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m4m73hMUH51qzn2wr_r1_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m4m73hMUH51qzn2wr_r1_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m4m73hMUH51qzn2wr_r1_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m4m73hMUH51qzn2wr_r1_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p>Bobby Brown dancing. </p> <p>Is this real life?</p>http://paris87.net/post/23781430034http://paris87.net/post/23781430034Sat, 26 May 2012 01:26:05 -0400<p>Drinking with Bobby Brown. Not even fucking joking.</p>http://paris87.net/post/23781146643http://paris87.net/post/23781146643Sat, 26 May 2012 01:19:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lckcgdZp1r6klo7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Welcome to Stelvio</em></p>http://paris87.net/post/23745715431http://paris87.net/post/23745715431Fri, 25 May 2012 15:15:13 -0400bikesgiro<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fhPFTSrF-PI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nbaoffseason.com/post/23686544254/blake-griffin-nba-jam-need-we-say-more-via" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">nbaoffseason</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Blake Griffin, NBA Jam. </p> <p>Need we say more? (via <a href="http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2012/5/24/3041215/blake-griffin-dunk-nba-jam#storyjump" target="_blank">SB Nation</a>)</p></blockquote> <p>Omg. Is this real life?</p>http://paris87.net/post/23687253794http://paris87.net/post/23687253794Thu, 24 May 2012 16:26:16 -0400nba jamblake griffinamazing<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cfc5dPqC1r2uvz7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><em>Tecmo Super Nietzsche</em></p>http://paris87.net/post/23674471965http://paris87.net/post/23674471965Thu, 24 May 2012 11:50:55 -0400Nietzschetecmo super bowlquotes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4j7rwEebt1qzgjfco1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><em>Unsure with a choice in life? Sweep the leg.</em></p> <p><em>Mom won’t let you stay out late?… Sweep the leg!<br/>Boyfriend won’t propose?… Sweep the leg!<br/>Trader Joe’s is out of Greek yogurt?… Sweep the leg!</em></p>http://paris87.net/post/23672722015http://paris87.net/post/23672722015Thu, 24 May 2012 10:58:53 -0400gifsweep the legkarate kid<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4epitK6Vh1r3x47bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Wooo!</em></p>http://paris87.net/post/23670473491http://paris87.net/post/23670473491Thu, 24 May 2012 09:45:02 -0400nbamemepizzarolls<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pDzZuZM_YgY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><em>This is basically me every morning. No joke…</em></p>http://paris87.net/post/23670447303http://paris87.net/post/23670447303Thu, 24 May 2012 09:44:06 -0400beastmode<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/c7T_8do5Ask?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><em>The underpants man get’s a free bike courtesy of Farnese Vini. God the Giro fucking rules. </em></p>http://paris87.net/post/23669794726http://paris87.net/post/23669794726Thu, 24 May 2012 09:21:00 -0400Farnese Vinigiro<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4i6t9xjcN1qzn2wro1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Oh Dave…</p>http://paris87.net/post/23645193808http://paris87.net/post/23645193808Wed, 23 May 2012 21:29:33 -0400<p><em>Last night I played cards and this older asian lady nit made it $10 preflop. I called. Then she bet $10 on the flop. I called. She bet $10 on the turn. I called. Then she bet $20 on the river. </em></p> <p><em>This didn&#8217;t go unnoticed&#8230; I proceeded to start singing, </em></p> <p><em>&#8220;10, 10, 10, 20 on the river bitch.&#8221; </em></p> <p><em>Sad to say this one went unnoticed.</em></p> <p><em>Hero called the river with bottom 2pair and took it down. </em></p>http://paris87.net/post/23634839072http://paris87.net/post/23634839072Wed, 23 May 2012 19:04:00 -0400pokerrack citytyga<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hoifV6LJ1qzn2wro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>How to play The Sims..</em></p>http://paris87.net/post/23619250651http://paris87.net/post/23619250651Wed, 23 May 2012 14:54:15 -0400the sims4chan<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hnm1xKfc1qzn2wro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Sorry bros’ I’m offically on Team Chiquita now.</em></p>http://paris87.net/post/23618351118http://paris87.net/post/23618351118Wed, 23 May 2012 14:34:49 -0400cycling jerseys are stupid<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fvnhlWF11rubv0yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>A Mauritanian National Guard takes a break in the Sahara desert.</p> </blockquote> <p><em>Smoke ‘em if ya got’em!</em></p>http://paris87.net/post/23576755945http://paris87.net/post/23576755945Tue, 22 May 2012 20:22:10 -0400smokingMauritania<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fvedigL61qzn2wro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><em>How I described today’s stage 16 of the Giro via SMS</em></p>http://paris87.net/post/23556719148http://paris87.net/post/23556719148Tue, 22 May 2012 15:27:00 -0400smsgiro<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ejm5DccD1qc4izio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://craigsagerssuits.tumblr.com/post/23520656491/5-21-2012-lakers-thunder-craig-sager-1st" target="_blank">craigsagerssuits</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>5/21/2012 - Lakers @ Thunder</p> <p>Craig Sager 1st quarter sideline report (close-up)</p> </blockquote> <p>somehow this works, in that Sager way.</p> </blockquote> <p>Despite looking like a walking/talking blueberry Popsicle, yeah, Sager does kinda make this work.</p> </blockquote> <p><em>Is it bad when I see this and it doesn’t make me double take? I’m going to blame this on a season of Coach’s Corner with Don Cherry. </em></p>http://paris87.net/post/23525343763http://paris87.net/post/23525343763Mon, 21 May 2012 23:27:00 -0400craig sagerdon cherry<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4e8koMelF1qzn2wro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>This used to be a vintage poster/advert shop, a hair salon and a decent lesbian bar. Now they’re all gone.</p>http://paris87.net/post/23502732581http://paris87.net/post/23502732581Mon, 21 May 2012 18:17:12 -0400columbusshort norththese tough economic times<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4e53dMpOo1qzn2wro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Exactly… sometimes you need to carry around five bottles of Jameson. </p>http://paris87.net/post/23497492279http://paris87.net/post/23497492279Mon, 21 May 2012 17:02:01 -0400