- Guy (sweating profusely just wearing socks, holding a pair of work boots with no laces): Hey can I ask you a question?
- Me: Na man, I don't have any change. I can't even pay my rent this month.
- Guy: No no, I'm not asking for money, I just need some shoelaces, my feet really hurt.
- Me: Umm... I have no clue... maybe UDF?
- Guy: Were did you get your shoes?
- Me: On the internet...
- Guy: Figures...well how much do you need for your rent?
- Me: Hahah, like 200?
- Guy: I can help you a little bit. (Gets out his wallet and proceeds to hand me a 20)
- Me: Hahah, dude keep your money.
- Guy: Thanks for your honesty.
- Me: Get some laces man, goodluck.
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theblueprint said:
real life, i would have run-dmc’d it home, just to say i gave a motherfucker my shoelaces.
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