Bill: How’s it going? I’m Bill, this is Ted. We’re from the future.
Socrates: Socrates.
Ted: Now what?
Bill: I dunno. Philosophize with him!
Ted: “All we are is dust in the wind,” dude.
…this is ALL i could think of during my intro Philosophy class today, I’ve never felt more nervous in a class to be called on because I know that’s what I would have said.