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Oh Dave…
Last night I played cards and this older asian lady nit made it $10 preflop. I called. Then she bet $10 on the flop. I called. She bet $10 on the turn. I called. Then she bet $20 on the river.
This didn’t go unnoticed… I proceeded to start singing,
“10, 10, 10, 20 on the river bitch.”
Sad to say this one went unnoticed.
Hero called the river with bottom 2pair and took it down.
How to play The Sims..
Sorry bros’ I’m offically on Team Chiquita now.
A Mauritanian National Guard takes a break in the Sahara desert.
Smoke ‘em if ya got’em!
(Source: picturedept, via cheatsheet)
How I described today’s stage 16 of the Giro via SMS
5/21/2012 - Lakers @ Thunder
Craig Sager 1st quarter sideline report (close-up)
somehow this works, in that Sager way.
Despite looking like a walking/talking blueberry Popsicle, yeah, Sager does kinda make this work.
Is it bad when I see this and it doesn’t make me double take? I’m going to blame this on a season of Coach’s Corner with Don Cherry.
(via nbaoffseason)
This used to be a vintage poster/advert shop, a hair salon and a decent lesbian bar. Now they’re all gone.
Exactly… sometimes you need to carry around five bottles of Jameson.