May 2008
ListenOperator Please - “Just A Song About Ping...
May 30th
“7. Write down your room number and keep it with you but in a place other than...”
– Sam Spade, Vegas for the Degen During WSOP
May 27th
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May 23rd
Random text thought.
I’ve refound my love for old 2003 Roll Deep Crew mixtapes. Wiley. Dizzee. Tinchy. etc
May 23rd
May 22nd
May 21st
“[T]rading commodities these days is like sticking your hand in a blender.”
– Tim Evans, Energy Analyst for Citigroup
May 21st
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May 16th
Stupid work-humor.
Master of the PERL universe: Do you know what pseudo-code is?
Me: Sorta.
May 14th
Going to Las Vegas with my parents June 11-14th. Shortlist of Things to Do  In-N-Out Burger Machine Guns Play 3-6 Omaha 8’s or Better with the octogenarians at El Cortez (aka drink and be an arse) Take LSD and gamble at Sahara’s “60’s Party Pit” Volcano at the Mirage
May 14th
May 13th
Dear Mr Policecar, Why did you feel the need to squawk your sirens at me this morning? I was definitely as far to the right in the lane as I could be. Perhaps you were jealous of my bike? Or you felt threaten that as a “crazy guy on a bike” I may suddenly feel the need to swerve out into the middle of your lane? But if you were doing it just to wake me up since it was earlier than I...
May 8th
If I could play just one song on guitar it would be “Cliffs of Dover.”
May 7th
ListenAni DiFranco - When Doves Cry (Live)  Sometimes I...
May 7th
May 6th
My revolution will not be due to 5dollar gas prices or a corrupt head of state. It will be for three dollar ATM fees.
May 5th
Why does everyone have to refer to me as “Lance?” Couldn’t you refer to me as Miguel (Indurain)? Or if you want to refer to my possible drinking problem, call me Tom (Simpson)?
May 5th